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Thick Body Wash

Fact: Teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like Friday night at fraternity row. Simply put, they don't get the job done. Hard working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day's work. Duke Cannon's THICK is formulated with a noticeably higher viscosity and built to work effectively on your body, not spew down the shower drain. 17.5 oz. Made in the USA. *Never tested on animals, just bad interns. 

Smells Like Productivity is an invigorating scent that blends fresh eucalyptus, peppermint, and woodsy pine. 

Smells Like Accomplishment is a crisp, masculine scent that blends notes of fresh citrus, sandalwood and oakmoss. 

 Smells Like Naval Supremacy is an aquatic scent that blends notes of fresh water, open air and bergamot.

Smells Like Old Glory has a rich, sophisticated scent that blends notes of tobacco, cedarwood and amber.

Product Specs: 

  • 3x thicker than teenage body wash
  • plant-based thickeners for superior lather
  • mineral enriched to naturally exfoliate
  • contains aloe vera to hydrate and protect
  • bonus-no loofah required
  • paraben, phthalate and cruelty free